Congrats Mark Sanchez, you're off the hook. Chad Johnson's butt pat heard 'round the world moved your butt fumble against the Pats down a notch in NFL ignominy. On Tuesday's Good Morning America, Johnson and his lawyer went into detail with Robin Roberts about his reaction to getting slapped with a 30-day prison sentence, which was reduced a week later, and discussed his NFL future.
So far, there haven't been any takers, but you owe him one. Besides, the Pats acquired Tebow and it would only be apropos for the Jets to give the ex-Patriots receiver a look as well, given the woeful wide receivers you're currently rocking with. It's not the best option, but beggars can't be chosers.