The brilliant folks at The Barnstormer have put together Metta World Peace quotes in form of poetry. It is astonishing that no one has done this before. Upon reading the entire poem, it becomes clear that poetry is the only medium that can properly capture Metta World Peace. A selection:

Kobe passed me the ball. 

Kobe never passed me the ball.

And I could hear Phil Jackson– He’s the Zen master,

So you can just hear him in your head.

Saying, “Don’t shoot don’t shoot!”

And bam! I shot it.

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