Only the good people at Nike, would create something that allows an inanimate object to judge your fitness level. The Nike Fuelband is a hybrid watch and calorie counter, designed to give an individual specific readings about his/her daily energy output. Basicaly, if you're slacking in your jogging routine, NIke will make sure you know, and that you feel like crap about knowing. Its a great idea in theory and will surely help those of us who need a little extra prodding.  Some of us, however,  already have a object in their homes that silently judges their daily routine. It's called a bathroom mirror.