The Tampa Bay Buccaneers finally found a team more dysfunctional than they are, the Miami Dolphins, and actually managed to earn a win, avoiding the distinction of a winless season. Dolphins coach Joe Philbin said the mid-week "distractions" did not effect his team, essentially admitting that no, his team just stunk. Darrelle Revis took the opportunity to hit back at lame Jets fans who keep harassing him.

 

Dolphins owner Stephen Ross will meet with Jonathan Martin on Tuesday.

 

The undefeated Kansas City Chiefs are back after a week off in preparation for their first true test of the season: the Denver Broncos. BTW, Peyton Manning's MRI came back clear.

 

The New York Giants actually sounds less confident than they did when they were winless.

 

The Green Back Packers signed QB Matt Flynn.

 

The state of Florida hosted both of MLB's Rookies of the Year, Jose Fernandez of the Miami Marlins, and Wil Myers of the Tampa Bay Rays. Shame there weren't any fans in that part of the country to watch them play.

 

Novak Djokovic beat Rafa Nadal in straight sets to win his second straight ATP Finals. 

 

Lance Stephenson had the first triple-double of his young career, as the Pacers beat up the Grizzlies to advance to 8-0.

 

Rudy Gay sent Toronto-Houston into Double OT with this ridiculous three.

But Jeremy Lin balled out to give the Rockets a victory.

 

FLASHING LIGHTS

 

Ridley Scott is developing a movie about concussions in football.

 

Stream Solange's new collab album Saint Heron here.

 

The National Music Publishers Association is looking to shut RapGenius and other lyric websites down.

 

Google Glass is getting into music with Young Guru.

 

Casey Veggies is on his remix grind, this time with Dom Kennedy.

 

Drake dropped a video for "Worst Behavior."

 

DID YOU REALIZE?

 

Chinese women are renting boyfriends for the holiday season, starting as cheap as $82 per day.

 

John Kerry says other foreign governments have been understanding of the NSA leaks, which to me, confirms that they all do it too.

 

The Wall Street Journal reports that fewer than 50,000 people have signed up for Obamacare.

 

As high schools continue to preach abstinence over contraception, condom use has stalled in some areas and decreased in others, with STD rates on the rise.

 

Filipinos are begging for aid as many attempt to return home after a devastating typhoon.

 

GOTTA HAVE IT

 

Trae tha Truth recruited Diddy, Tip and Jeezy for his latest. With that lineup, you already know what it is.