The New England Patriots scored a touchdown on their opening drive, then kicked a field goal off a turnover in what looked like the beginning of a long night for the New York Jets. Instead, it was a long night for everyone, as the game was filled with turnovers, dropped catches and ended with a fight that saw two Jets ejected. The Pats held off Geno Smith and the Jets to win 13-10. Oh, and just for giggles, Mark Sanchez says he totally won the Jets QB competition and he might not need surgery after all.

This basically sums it up.

 

Tiger Woods turned in a 66 at the opening round of the BMW Championships, but says he missed a lot of shots. He sits three shots back from leader Brandt Snedeker, who knocked in a PGA Tour season-high seven straight birdies.

 

Adrian Gonzalez hit a single in the 10th inning to give LA their second extra-innings victory in a row.

 

Though the Denver Broncos said Champ Bailey could be ready for Week 2, he has yet to practice with the team.

 

A Colorado weed dispensary is selling a strain of weed called Peyton Manning.

 

The Tennessee Vols will hold Mo Couch out of their game against Oregon, in the wake of Yahoo's report alleging impermissible benefits.

 

Atlanta is in serious discussions with MLS for an expansion franchise.

 

 

FLASHING LIGHTS

 

Miley Cyrus will be on Kanye West's remix for "Black Skinhead" according to Mike Will Made It.

 

The Weeknd performed "Pretty" on Jimmy Kimmel.

 

Janelle Monae is awesome.

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Joe Budden performed "On Top Of The World" on Wild 'N Out.

 

 

 

DID YOU REALIZE?

 

California passed a bill raising their minimum wage to $10.

 

Bashar al-Assad and the Syrian regime spread their chemical weapons around to 50 sites after the threat of US strikes.

 

Thousands were ordered to evacuate Colorado due to extreme flooding.

 

Fires destroyed parts of the New Jersey Boardwalk that were recently rebuilt after Hurrican Sandy.

 

 

GOTTA HAVE IT

 

Devin The Dude drops a new single called, "Probably Should Have."