The St. Louis Rams lost Sam Bradford for the year. First they briefly considered Tim Tebow, then they actually called Brett Favre, who turned them down. All aboard the St. Louis Tank.

 

The opening game of the World Series was over quickly, as the St. Louis Cardinals made several errors to put them in a huge hole by the second inning. There were a couple of botched plays at shortstop, plus a pop-up that managed to find the ground between Adam Wainwright and Yadier Molina. Mike Napoli got up to bat and cleared the bases to put Boston up 5-0. Carlos Beltran saved the Cards from complete embarrassment by robbing a grand slam, but injured himself in the process. Boston won 8-1. Game 2 tonight.

Here's how one fan got into the game for free.

 

QUICK HITS

 

Why is the NFL trying to get British fans interested in American football by giving them the Jacksonville Jaguars?

 

Mike D'Antoni joked that he had such high expectations for last year's Laker squad because he was "on drugs."

 

Terrell Pryor declined an offer from Mike Tomlin to draft him to the Pittsburgh Steelers because he didn't want to be so close to home.

 

The Tampa Bay Bucs will be without RB Doug Martin, but coach Greg Schiano insists wins are on the way. Sure, Greg. Whatever you say.

 

Larry Fitzgerald fully participated in practice on Tuesday.

 

Philadelphia 76ers head coach Brett Brown says his team only has six NBA players.

 

 

FLASHING LIGHTS

 

Read about Emily Ratajkowski, whose almost-naked performance in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video is staking her to superstardom.

 

Tyler, The Creator was disappointed that the YouTube awards nominated many of the same videos and artists for awards as mainstream TV awards shows, and Tweeted his thoughts.

YOUTUBE AWARDS COULDVE FUCKING HAD NOMINATIONS ON COOL CREATIVE VIDEOS SHIT BUT NOOOO AGAIN ITS THE MOST TEENY BOPPER POP SHIT. YOU ARE BUTT... WHY NOT GIVE AWARDS TO JUST DIRECTORS, THESE FUCKING WEAK ASS ARTIST DONT COME UP WITH THESE SHOTS OR SIT IN COLORING FUCK THEM THEY SUCK... AT LEAST TORO GOT A NOM THATS SICK... EARL AND I HAVE TO PERFORM THERE NEXT WEEK HAHAHAHAHA

 

Jamie Foxx did a quick remake of Gravity.

 

T Boz and Chilli release a video for "Meant To Be," which closed out the TLC movie that premiered on VH1 this week.

 

 

DID YOU REALIZE?

 

Warren Buffet's son wants to end world hunger by improving farming around the world and promoting soil conservation? He plans to invest $3 billion in the problem by 2045.

 

An 11-year old was arrested in WA after bringing 400 rounds of ammo, a handgun, and several knives to school.

 

Chris Christie is far more popular outside of New Jersey, where citizens were not affected by Hurricane Sandy. Christie is receiving much of the blame for the lack of progress, while spending money to boost his own image.

 

 

GOTTA HAVE IT

 

Jay Rock hops on Pusha T's "Numbers On The Board." It's nice, but this beat was made for Push.