As you might have heard, Nate Burleson broke his arm earlier this season while attempting to save a takeout pizza from the depths of his floor, causing an accident. Though his dedication is certainly admirable, his priorities seem a little skewed.
That shouldn't be much of a problem for the next year, though, as DiGiorno is hooking up the Detroit Lions WR.
“Hello Nate. We hope you are feeling better after your recent car accident and are on the road to recovery! DiGiorno Pizza understands the challenges that come with carryout and delivery so we’re sending you a gift along with a year supply of DiGiorno pizza so you can skip carryout.”
Even more thoughtful, they shipped him a pizza cutter so he doesn't have to go anywhere near knives, just in case.