So, what did you do to help Santa this year? Milk and cookies? Come on. That's old school. The man needs help getting around the world. Brandon Spikes has a suggestion.
We're leaving a big fat rail of coke and a shot of Jack for Santa this year… cookies and milk will just slow him down. #SimpleTruth— brandon spikes (@BrandonSpikes55) December 25, 2012
Say what? Ok, this is bad. Not just the assumption that Spikes may have Jack and the other kind of coke lying around his crib, but the fact that he still hasn't deleted it after Christmas. In fact, he then had something to say to people questioning his judgement.
Get off my TL with the assumptions please ! Thanx— brandon spikes (@BrandonSpikes55) December 25, 2012
Dude is clearly not getting it. As a public figure, he's gotta keep those kinda jokes to himself, or his email chain with his bros. Do better. Much better.