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Jerry Jones Discovered The Fountain Of Youth

Jerry says he has the brain of a 40-year-old. How?

By James Carr August 29, 2013, 09:51 AM EST


Have the Dallas Cowboys, or, specificlly, the Jones family, discovered the fountain of youth?

Yesterday, Jerry's son, Stephen Jones, an executive for the Cowboys, said Dallas had a "secret sauce" for victory. 

"We're convinced we've got the secret sauce to put this thing back together again and win championships," Jones said. "We can always be better. We look for ways to be better. We do that both on the field and off the field."

The line seems fairly innocuous, until Jerry's comments today. 

“I’ve been told that I have, by CAT Scans, that it’s like the brain of a 40-year-old,” Jones crowed. “…The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’”

Ordinarily, this revelation would simply be filed under the category of Jerry Jones Speaking In Hyperbole, but CAT scans and secret sauce that is used both on and off the field?? This is something much bigger than football.


James Carr wrote for The Shadow League. 

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